I need more allowance! (Yodel-a-ee-ooo)
Why? Because I doooo

Before The State created Reno 911, they got on my family's map through a minuscule Comedy Central show called Viva Variety. It was such a weird sketch show that was different than anything I had seen up to that point, and made me life-long fans of Michael Ian Black and Thomas Lennon just for the simplest exchanges:

I saw Disney's animated Robin Hood over the weekend (the one with the Fox), and I realized that the opening music was a slowed-down version of the Hamster Dance song. "Welcome to 1996," I thought to myself.

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Under the Deauxme

I just wanna ride my motorcy

[Makes inappropriate Woody Allen joke, regrets it instantly, but Disqus screws up, won't let me edit and now I feel really bad]

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. It's two minutes because I'm too intense.

It is definitely Secret of Mana — same sprites and effects. There's also some Secret of Evermore thrown in (for the Capitol city) and one of the caves looks like Chrono Trigger. Someone definitely knows their SNES-era Square RPGs.

Humor is Adam Sandler's arch nemesis.

Too much jump! Edited, thanks :)

I'm surprised you went with Wonder Emporium when there is a whole Focking series of lowbrow movies to jump on Hoffman for.

"I saiiid, take yo mama's tittay out of yo' mouth."

He had a cane when he was a human originally, before coming "The Dark One". I'm assuming that returning to a human state in the real world restored his limp. Now why magic can't cure that?… that's a good question.

He had a cane when he was a human originally, before coming "The Dark One". I'm assuming that returning to a human state in the real world restored his limp. Now why magic can't cure that?… that's a good question.