“We’re gonna raise it.. and change it... and dress it up like a peapod!”

Or like, fucking Oprah. If we’re working off mononyms whose names start with O, Oprah will win every fucking time. 

Seriously. This is sickening.

In the world of sex, there’s a market for everything (unfortunately).

I think Cho comes off looking worse in this than Tilda. Though my first thought was why on earth would she seek out the opinion of Margaret Cho in the first place? It seems like just such a bizarre out of nowhere email to send to someone. I mean maybe there is some more backstory here that we aren’t getting, but that…

One of my favorite things to do at work is to simply respond with the forwarded email that contains whatever they said that they’re now claiming they didn’t say.

George Takei, no doubt.

Les Cousins Dangereux 

Titan in fifteen years:

73.

yasssss

can’t wait until makeovers!

I want a French farmhouse. The kicker is that I want a real one in France.

You don’t have to hate shiplap, because what they’re peddling isn’t really shiplap! It’s just boards on a wall with a co-opted name!

I can tell you that “Inbred People Playing with Knives, Ends Poorly For the Ginger One” is something that happens around my white family quite often.

It’s like I learned from the season 6 episode of America’s Next Top Model where Sara copied the way Joanie posed with an elephant. If you’re going to copy someone, you at least have to make it better than that person’s. That is not what Kylie did.

It’s been hard to love Kanye lately? There’s been nothing about him to love for almost 10 years.