Is it racism, or is it heightism? Us shorties must always be on guard around the subjugating talls.

Also Kendall > Kylie 100%

And one more thing: Before you see the movie get a pie (make one, buy one, whatever). You will desperately need one about 30 minutes in. I am firmly on team pie.

And over here on your left, folks, we have a Bernie baby in his natural habitat. Note his willful ignorance in failing to understand exactly WHY Guantanamo Bay is still open. He thinks the president is a king, who can do whatever he wants, without an act of congress. See also 2010 midterms in which Bernie babies…

Right? Even dudes who like strippers don’t want strippers around all the time.

Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.

THEIR not wanting to feel pressured to compete sexually with other women

she won a senate race once...that beats the Browns

“Enough is Enough” is exactly how I feel about the entire Kardashian industry.

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

wud bang

Don’t say nuttin bad about Miss Jenkins

Kanyes’s new line is um, interesting.

The bat shit is the least unpleasant aspect of Kelly Osbourne.

Hahaha, he doesn’t eat SALAD!

Bush: My mom said I can’t go play in the snow because I always track it through the house when I come home. *Sits in window, wistfully watches other kids playing outside.”

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

Whats Ted Cruz doing there?

Side note: anyone here who’s having a nasty crack at Grace’s appearance can fuck right off for all of the reasons.