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That’s the joke!

I have so many questions for a dude who buys matching cars with his friend.

Tony Bourdain has always tried to position himself at the cool kids’ table, with his fellow cool guy cooks from NYC, and then rips on pretty much anyone who isn’t a part of that group ... it’s tiresome.

#teamcuz

While I would never step foot in one of his establishments, I do enjoy Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, for the fact that it gives national exposure to local chefs doing great things in the culinary world.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.

Ew long hair on a man, GTFO.

I missed the part where they advocate punching random men. You logic really well!

I can honestly say, if my mom had felt the need to abort me, I would understand and be OK with it. I know anti-choice activists like to snakily ask that “Well what if your mom had an abortion?” and my thought it, if she’d needed to, and did, fine, because I love her and would have wanted her to do what was best for…

“Look, making them illegal doesn’t mean people who want them won’t just get them illegally.” -guns or abortions?

You’d be allowed to have them at Starbucks?

#notallbodysprays

Cool story bro.

Liam Hemsworth with that wide lapel has a dark and dashing Instant-Would-U vibe