ANGELINA JOLIE MAKES BRAD PITT PEE SITTING DOWN

“Iraqi orphan considered allowing himself to be adopted to better understand self-obsessed old white dudes.”

“Kathy”

Pee sitting down? Pah. A real feminist wouldn’t allow him to have a penis at all.

he raped an athlete.

ALSO! There have been studies done that show men are actually more emotional! They apparently get to higher states of emotional arousal and stay there for longer than women do. So if they get angry they get REALLY ANGRY and don’t come down from that anger for a while.

Um what does that leave us? What are the non-annoying man-approved things I can do on social media?

Dungeons and Dragons!

“Women are too emotional”.

Whenever you get a group of men together without female influence, things get very scary very quickly.

Not a fan of the show, but oh so appropriate when I see these bullshit movie adds/synopsis: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IAYKdD…

Unless there is some dramatic twist, isn’t this just a push for the conservative business values of De Niro’s generation? Which might be better than say, Steve Jobs, raging yet-oh-so-charming naturopath-sociopath, but is this.. what we want? Nostalgia?

That she uses the terms “girls” and “guys” to refer to adult professionals kinda sums up the Nancy Meyers problem nicely.

So to be the “best old white guy ever” it's just sweaters and listening??

Do you think someday there will be a rom com starring an 18 year old girl and George Clooney’s recently deceased corpse?

I have absolutely no desire to see this film. Oh look, white older dude sweeps in and solves highly successful white lady problems.

I think in any good relationship, both partners take the time to make sandwiches for each other. Or get a beer out of the fridge while they’re up, or take turns making dinner. It’s only right.

I offered to make my husband a sandwich on the weekend, and he turned me down. What does that mean? Is he getting his sandwiches elsewhere? Is there an Ashley Madison for sandwiches?