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I think yelling is a bit much. Next thing you know we’ll be calling them as histerical as our old pal, Hil. They were weirdly calm for the amount of disagreement and speaking over each other. I don’t know how much training that takes, but I couldn’t do it. Looks so robotic.


Producer: We have 2 minutes left in this segment! just start yelling!!!!!

Mama June sucks, but she ain’t wrong.

I have to say, I agree with Mama June, to a point. If TLC gives the pretty, nice-haired, God-fearin’, Jesus-forgave-me family a pass on some truly heinous, tragic abuse.... after they canceled the crass, weird-looking, big ol’ hick clan for the same kind of shit? That is a gross double standard.

Calm down.

Meh - I’m no fan of Kim K, but I mostly took this as the normal reminiscing we all do about our prior selves and who we thought we were... The whole “I wish I was as fat as when I thought I was fat 10 years ago” kinda thing.... When I was 34 (Kim’s current age) I would look at pictures of 27 year old me and think

What you can’t see is the pile of failed attempts littering the Pizza Hut floor.

we need the compulsory comment about how Kim totally got plastic surgery in her ass because when she was a skinny teenager because it’s not like there is any one in the entire world who stores fat in their ass so it’s totally impossible that as she got older and fatter her butt got bigger

I think the problem that some of us had wasn’t with the toss so much as not wanting to participate and being singled out and forcefully hauled out. I don’t have a problem with tosses, I do have a problem with being loudly pressured to participate.

I’m just impressed those racist shits from Arkansas could correctly spell “KKK.”

I’m all for mocking anything Kardashian, but it’s silly to not allow her the right to have feels about her appearance, no matter how rich she is. And what she said wasn’t really bitching, either.

Was she bitching about it? I took it as just reminiscing.

You know that there does not exist a strata of wealth at which you get to choose your own body type, right?

Ohhh geeeeeeze! This is just reaching unnecessarily. In her eyes, she was thinner than she is currently and feels as though she was skinny. Why nit pick and pull out websters? Every woman does this.

The bride is actually a well-disguised dolphin and can’t get enough reach with her flippers to throw a bouquet over her head.

It’s SO creepy! It’s all one pageant.

This is an interesting look into the pathology of how us Jezzies feel about a guy whipping his dick out. People seem to be amused, bemused, and/or ambivalent about Pratt doing it, but in a million and one other circumstances a guy who does this would be derided as a creep.

Why is it funny when Chris Pratt whips it out but creepy when almost every other man does it?

....and people are outraged that Rebel Wilson lied about her age.

If they’d hired her, you know people would talk about how refreshing it was to see an “age-appropriate pairing.” I feel like in Hollywood once you’re a woman much over 35, they consider you “age appropriate” for anyone under 80.