I have more than once bought Nivea soap thinking it was Dove, so I think Nivea should just roll with it.

Que sean animales de verdad, por favor! Siempre he querido saber quien ganaría una pelea entre un oso y un tigre!

OMG asking for clarification is the best strategy! I always forget to do that and just start yelling at people.

That’s so stupid, and such an old joke too. Like at least be creative with your sexism. I honestly think you should send something to the department head anonymously, or to your school’s gender resource center, if you can and if you’re sure you won’t be retaliated against.

Dudes suck at math.

Ay pobrecitos! Es un poco cruel, no?

Me parece una pésima idea. Ahora cuando sudas vas a oler a sudor y a perfume intenso en vez de solo a sudor? Porque es que el perfume no quita ni tapa el olor a sudor..

I'm American and I never heard anything about shoulders. We didn't have to have them covered at school or anything. Maybe it's a religious Americans thing? Or maybe it's regional? I'm from a really hot region so going sleeveless is very convenient.

By "science," do you mean "breast physics?"

Good God, that looks so painful!

I only just now realized that I've been mixing up Patricia and Alexis Arquette. If you hear Patricia Arquette's comments thinking she's a trans woman, it can get very confusing.

If these guys think the "rape card" is so effective then why don't they try using it?

Meanwhile, I can't think of any movie where a male actor played a "husband" in a starring role.

Los franceses lo hacen todavía peor. Traducen los títulos de las películas del inglés AL inglés. Así que por ejemplo, "Silver Linings Playbook" (El lado bueno de las cosas) se llama "Happiness Therapy", y "Pitch Perfect" (Dando la nota) se llama "The Hit Girls". Si quieren poner un título en inglés, ¿por qué no el…

Siempre he pensado lo mismo. "Sonrisas y lágrimas" podría ser el nombre de cualquier película.

Aren't there issues with using (semi-)public wifi networks for doing work, though? I've always wondered this for people who work from coffee shops.

I knew a woman at my church (a liberal church where we didn't use a gendered pronoun to refer to God) who insisted that God must be male because otherwise how could Mary have gotten pregnant?!

I'm almost more concerned that he thinks women and men are different species.

Yeah but the problem is, not everyone in France is Catholic anymore. Plenty of people would love to get a different day off, but can't because they wouldn't be able to make up for it on Sundays. There are better, more inclusive ways of guaranteeing workers a day off.

I've been checking my shoes for scorpions ever since I went to the Grand Canyon when I was eight! Little did I know they could also be airplanes :(