Well, as long as your wife doesn’t know you’re using lovebot, maybe this will work to express those foolish hu-man emotions to your child bearing brood mare. But then she’s gonna start wondering why you’re so suddenly much more interesting and personable, but only by text. It is MILDLY suspicious.

This was my first thought. If my “autopilot” fails and I’m too tired/tipsy/distracted to take over immediately, I’m not sure that someone jumping into a situation requiring immediate action would be able to brake/swerve/accelerate fast enough to avoid that semi/tree/guard rail. And if they fail? Congratulations, you…

it’d probably be mostly scientists and the like.

When the front desk agent at Motel 6 excludes customers because he is a racist, I blame him and the Motel 6.

Alien: Here you see the mating ritual of the mother Earth proboscis standing erect as the swarming mass of sexually aroused males attempt to place their seed at the entrance of the ovum. After the seed is placed in position, the mother Earth releases a pheremone which quickly and almost instantly dispurses the males…

Naval Academy lore states that who ever puts the midshipman cover on top will be the first one in his/her class to make admiral. Even though it’s never actually come true.

Because apparently the author did not feel it important enough to link to an audio clip of this sound:

In fairness to the author, she didn’t say anything “sucks”. She quoted the expert discussing how it’s a tool in the toolbox. But someone saying that, say, an herb is a tool in the culinary toolbox isn’t to say that any cuisine that doesn’t use that herb “sucks”.

His size changing apparatus thingy must be malfunctioning because I see a little person but with a really big heart.

I think you don’t understand the true meaning of “random.”

Everything about this is insufferable, and gives drugs a bad name.

Ah, drugs and delusions of grandeur.

I’m curious how gearing works in these cars. 0-316 in a normal car would what 30 gears? No person nor I presume automatic could do that in 3 seconds. And I can't imagine a single gear the width of a toothpick that could handle that stress.

The phrase "Worse than you could possibly imagine," I want you to know, is more than just a little hyperbolic. What I "imagined" was the tongue bursting like a blood balloon and the end getting cut off.

The problem isn’t the phone orientation, it looks just fine on a phone. The issue is YouTube’s player isn’t able to scale correctly.

I like to decompress after takeoff just as much as anyone else, but this person went to great heights before taking the plunge.

You already can legally make a gun at home with no permit, licensing. This guy just did it with a 3d printer.

So these people who intentionally wanted to cheat are the victims? He didn’t spread it like a virus. They were already looking.

Andrew, he goes out of his way not to type the digits of his phone number so that his site doesn’t come up in a search. Perhaps you should remove the digits from yours?