Oh, thanks for that link! I've actually thought a lot about how if I had been born in Europe in the Middle Ages or Renaissance, I would probably have been a nun. I mean, medieval childbirth??!

My mom got my name from a movie about nuns. That's all I got.

I went to a Catholic university and the nuns I had as professors were nothing short of awesome, but they were the left wing nuns that various popes have tried to run out of the church.

Isn't the simple answer here to just not go to every wedding you're invited to? I've been invited to destination weddings/showers/parties and it is always really easy: Sorry "X" - I'd love to celebrate with you but I/we just can't afford to do that right now. I hope you have an amazing day - I can't wait to see…

My sister has a PhD in a STEM field and people are always asking why she's working a civil service job that has nothing to do with her field. She gets a pretty solid rate of pay, can work from home half the week, and a pensions package that is truly envy-inducing. Oh, and she no longer suffers from anxiety attacks…

Me too... I was a newspaper reporter for six years. I LOVED the work and was writing about something that was more of a passion than a job for me (the environment) but there were a lot of factors that made it just not worth it in the long run. I was on call 24/7, I had a completely unpredictable schedule, very little…

7 minutes? God, call me an old lady, but I ain't have the time or patience for that shit.

You better start having excuses memorized like the 6-carat princess cut engagement ring your rich as fuck future boyfriend better get you in a few years you have memorized.

We Need To Talk About Kelvin.

If I was on the cover of America's Fashion Bible, you can be damn sure I'd buy every copy I could get my hands on. "You get a copy!" and "You get a copy!" and "You get a copy, want an autograph?"

Where IS Strong Belwas and his goddamned tiny vests???

I adore Cecily Strong and I am not ashamed to admit it.

My favorite, handy-dandy fact about myself is that I'm a champion sleeper. Give me an OK to snooze off and I can be out like a light, sitting up, resting with my head in my arms, slumped over a friend's lap in public, or even with a drunken karaoke party next door. Blankets not necessary, but a sweater or a small…

As a Christian (although that in no way makes me an expert on anything), I want to state that I feel it is actually very important that the headline and article mentions the school being a Christian school. No, it isn't an unfair attempt to single out Christians as all being hypocritical but it is pointing out this…

DID THIS KID JUST DO THE ACADEMIC EQUIVLAENT OF EGOT-ING

Not to mention no one will insure her.

Can Jason Segal just STOP being the most charming human ever? He makes me want to listen to rush and take my panties off at the same time and that is the scariest thing.

I'm excited and optimistic, and I WILL TELL YOU WHY.

#truedetectiveseason2