My disdain for Ser Jorah prohibits me from hopping on board the Iain Glen train...

President Obama is such a good sport. He's not afraid to be silly and I feel like he actually knows what the jokes are. I mean, he even knew "dftba".

Was Jaime running late? what the fuck, it breaks the whole mood.

Z.G.: "Is it going to be hard in two years when you're no longer president and people will stop letting you win at basketball?"

That was seriously awesome. We have such a cool president. And I want to be invisible.

"If I ran a third time, it'd be kind of like doing a third Hangover movie. Didn't work out so well."

Zach's "How does it feel to be the last Black president?" omg. I lol'd at my desk.

I see young people like Lorde and wish I could go back in time and convince my teen self to be confident. I'm in my 30s and still working on it.

admit it: you saw the photos and thought they made a hot couple.

Something is going to break. I don't know where. I don't know how. I want a social revolution. Women rioting in the streets.

Rape culture is bad enough. Being assaulted by those who are sworn to protect and serve? I demand blood.

Imagine getting killed by this little wiener. And then imagine his smug, ugly face ENJOYING your family's suffering. No remorse.

America wasn't free. We paid the iron price for it.

Men who believe this kind of shit don't want the ideal, they want women to be constantly chasing after it.

BOOM.

She's not going to like how the book ends.

#LiesToldByMales: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."

First of all, her name is not Khaleesi. It's Danaerys. Khaleesi is her title. How are people messing this up? Second of all, that scene where Drogo flat rapes her on their wedding night is the only part of the HBO series that makes me want to kick puppies. Because if you read the books, which you should, what happens…

THE DRAKE ONE!

I think we can all agree here that the biggest news to come out of this is that people are still using MySpace.

I don't think you understand how much joy it would bring me to watch Steve King or Louie Gohmert forced to eat Hakarl.