templeofgloom
templeofgloom
templeofgloom

This cat gets it.

As an artist, I can sum up my feelings in a few gifs.

My 2014 G. Zimmerman predictions involve the IRS.

When I was a kid my mother never believed me when I was sick or hurt. The flu, strep throat, even three broken bones. She always thought I was faking it, and she always assumed my younger brother was telling the truth. It's the one thing I've truly never forgiven her for.

You could not pay me any amount of money to push play on this.

This is totally my plan if I have sons (the first, at least, is already named by boyfriend and me). They will get so many cleaning and cooking toys because they need to know how to be self-sufficient people and, also, because those vacuums with balls that pop when you move forward or backward were the shit.

I find those acceptable in elementary school. Because you're not going to be dating anyone then (god at least I hope. I'm an old, I don't know what goes on anymore), and kids are still looking at their parents as incredible role models.

Does your dad have any accordion-playing posted somewhere on the internet? I like his style.

I don't get why dummies always have to make this about people's rights. Why can't they just say, "I freaking love these wackadoos and fully support their bananas beliefs and I don't want to see them lose their show."

She has great skin. ~*~ no makeup ~*~

Also, none of them jumped to defend Martin Bashir when we said someone should poo in Sarah Palin's mouth. Him being fired was perfectly fine.

Best (aka the worst) part of this fiasco: People on my FB feed saying "Oh, so censoring someone from expressing their views even if you don't agree with them is okay if liberals agree with it?" omg. Is he dead? Was he arrested and thrown in prison? No? FREE SPEECH DOESN'T PROTECT YOU FROM BEING FIRED, DUMMIES.

Now I really want some Giordano's deep dish with spinach even though it's not even 9am here in good old Chicago. It's all your fault Kimye.

Well, shit. It's worth it for this gif.

Her skin! !! It is insane! Adele and Lupita have the most gorgeous complexions.

That dress. THAT DRESS.
And her makeup is ALWAYS flawless.
I love her so much

Just sitting here, patiently waiting for her to debut a makeup line with accompanying tutorials. Because seriously, her eyeliner game in a national treasure.

Nothing about the perfect game? Not that it makes him worthy of a HOF vote, but isn't it at least worth mentioning?