This woman is a literal human trafficker and slaver, her being strip searched (which is standard procedure for all inmates) is perhaps the least barbaric part of this entire affair.

Suri Cruise is not going to be a director. She is going to grow up to be Edna Mode, from The Incredibles.

I wish I could say I fell in love on the set of Clueless.

Ok, "cock-blocktopus" is the greatest phrase you've ever coined, hands down.

"The bold block letters across the front of the sweatshirt may very well be in support of rapper Drake's third studio album of the same name, but there's no denying how fitting the words are to Kardashian's current situation." - NYDN

Not particularly. For one thing, marriage is not inherently anti-feminist.

I shut down one of my more conservative/libertarian (and agnostic) friend the other night...at least temporarily. Leaving a holiday party at a restaurant, the hostess wished us a Merry Christmas and she proceeded to gush about how refreshing it was that someone is allowed to say that when so many are forced into…

I wish someone close to Megyn Kelly would pull her aside and just say, "Remember that time last year when Karl Rove kept insisting Romney won the election, and you were the voice of reason? You are acting like Karl Rove, Megyn. You are acting like Karl Rove."

hello everyone, i am stuck in the greys on gawker main, and need to put this somewhere in the black (sorry burt)

"St. Jetersburg" is the name of Derek Jeter's Florida home.

Also, she was probably born in 1996. Just putting that out there so the commentariat can feel the grossness I currently feel answering this question.

Silver Lining Alert!

She was also probably not responsible for the Atlanta Olympic bombing.

That's not nothing in a relationship, you know.

Umm... report that creep. ASAPtually.

I take an Ativan before every flight because I am scared to death the kid is going to annoy people. She never does*, but I have serious anxiety over it.

They interviewed the older kids on Sister Wives about this! Many of the children, male and female alike, were not sure they'd want a family with so many wives. They cited jealousy, financial hardship, etc as their reasons. I think one or two of the girls said that they'd like the companionship of a SW they were…

Maybe I just know good people but who the fuck are the women saying this?
I don't know anyone, white or otherwise, who doesn't think Beyonce is the business.

You cannot put a backpack on a cat

Fuckin' Big Love.. I marathoned that show this year and loved every wacky minute of it. The ending made me so happy.

Who the hell wants to marry multiple people? Dealing with one set of in-laws sucks enough.

Yeah bro, yeah! Fuck yeah! That bitch wanted it, begged for it. She needed that football stud hog. And then when she had him cum in her, she decided to go to the cops. Who decided, lacking any conflict of interest, to ignore that shit for a year, because of course they'd hate to let some little slut's accusations hurt…

seriously? I have a hard time believing you would have reached for an argument like this during the whole Sandusky outbreak.