You're super gross.

Science, you know we're besties, right? So listen up girl. You know how you can take away my hobbling murder heels?

All the Beatles have some dirt. Don't look into the people you love, you will find they are soooo very human.

John Lennon treated women like shit for many years and then realized what an asshole he had been and stopped. And he told people about it. He did not seek to hide it or deny it. A lot of today's "artists," (most of whom do not deserve the title, especially when compared to Lennon,) would do well to live in that kind…

I had the same issue with the cream cheese. Apparently my red-headed, blue-eyed self, and my Jewish cousins are all very, very black.

I would make a more intelligent comment, but I'm stuck on the idea that baked macaroni and cheese is a "black" thing.

Oh.my.god. Don't get me started on the boobs, or we'll be here all night. *dies*

Double-suck: Being a fat, short girl. Every single piece of clothing I ever buy needs tailoring.

You know nothing, Snow.

I think I'm starting to appreciate Taylor Swift in a non-ironic way. The video of her watching Miley Cyrus is glorious:

People talking about Gaga = 0

Robin Thicke dressed as Beetlejuice.

This is the only Riff Raff that we need to talk about. (aka I am old)

As always, my favorite thing about these shows is the inevitable onslaught of Tumblr posts with amazing photoshop jobs/comparisons/tweets/gifs. I am going to share them with you now, starting with the best (the rest are in the replies because I don't want to make y'all scroll forever down the comments):

Or as Cedric Diggory. No win either way.

Oh snap!

CELINE.

It is interesting how this works. I am a depressed person who feels hopeless about the world about 85% of the time, and yet I am constantly assuring people that life is amazing and the world is full of so much beauty - AND I MEAN IT. Why don't I feel it, though? Why do you (and I) know we are both full of worth and…

I'm thinking that her man is so ridiculous that "putting on lotion" is her code for masturbation.

"I hate how mom always lets women sit in the front seat of the car because women lies and says she gets car sick. And I also hate how women won't let me stop hitting myself." - Connor