Actually we had three people, one with no reason to lie, one with every reason to lie, and one with selective memory loss reading comics on a beach in Delaware .

Consider yourself lucky that it’s taken this long to find out that half the internet wants to fuck Bowser now.

Brett Kavanaugh is here to stay.

Trump didn’t win the rust belt because he was better at campaigning than Hillary, he won because he was a better liar and promised that he’d bring all of the jobs back and everything would be like the good old days and they didn’t have to do anything but trust him because he’s the only one who could fix everything.

I wouldn’t worry too much more about the midterms because of this. if anything it’s the one shit stained ray of light to come out of this mess.

I wouldn’t worry too much more about the midterms because of this. if anything it’s the one shit stained ray of light to come out of this mess.

Who knows, maybe Flake will have a sudden change of heart tomorrow... hahaha... haha... ha...

If Collins flips this isn’t a tie situation, assuming no last minute fake outs right now the tally is 49 to 49 with Collins and Manchin still holding out.  If Collins flips then Manchin will follow suit or get strangled to death by every democrat in the room making it a 49 to 51 that Pence can’t do shit about.

Congress almost changed this a year or two ago with a bill requiring women to register as well, but they wussed out at the last minute and instead just called for a “review” of the current policy.

Trump is going extra off the deep end this morning.

Hatch knows that a lifetime appointment to the supreme court beats out a few years of Dem control, if he’s afraid of that in the first place. He also knows that the woman upset over this weren’t going to vote republican anyway and that the woman who do normally vote republican have already repeatedly voted against…

Donald Trump has reportedly picked Lana Marks, a South African-born luxury handbag designer who hasn’t actually lived in South Africa for more than 40 years, to be the next U.S. Ambassador to South Africa.

If you ever wondered if Trump’s team could go any lower, someone finally remembered that Kellyanne has a vagina. She was on CNN talking about how she too is a survivor of sexual assault but is totally cool with Kavanaugh because it was her fault.

“although everyone will constantly be referring to me as ‘female prosecutor,’ you can really just straight-up call me ‘prosecutor.’”

Binder Clip Gate

The fuck are you smoking?

They weren’t being racist! This was just a simple and wholesome symbolic murder of a child.

You can’t improve on perfection.

A criminal trial was never the end game here, we’re waaaaaay past the statute of limitations. As horrible as the sexual assault is the real point here has been to build a case against Kavanaugh’s character as a judge based on his very loose relationship with the truth.

They’re both just covering their asses, when push comes to shove they’ll fold just like any other time.