If you ever wondered if Trump’s team could go any lower, someone finally remembered that Kellyanne has a vagina. She was on CNN talking about how she too is a survivor of sexual assault but is totally cool with Kavanaugh because it was her fault.

“although everyone will constantly be referring to me as ‘female prosecutor,’ you can really just straight-up call me ‘prosecutor.’”

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The fuck are you smoking?

They weren’t being racist! This was just a simple and wholesome symbolic murder of a child.

You can’t improve on perfection.

A criminal trial was never the end game here, we’re waaaaaay past the statute of limitations. As horrible as the sexual assault is the real point here has been to build a case against Kavanaugh’s character as a judge based on his very loose relationship with the truth.

They’re both just covering their asses, when push comes to shove they’ll fold just like any other time.

Still, progressives couldn’t be bothered to come out and vote yet now everyone acts like the sky is falling.

The FBI doesn’t have a bunch of psychics hooked up in a vat, they can’t investigate shit they don’t know about.  It’s not like a background check involves grabbing a sharpie and a yearbook and going through one classmate at a time aksing if he’d ever done anything illegal to them.

Manchin definitely has an excuse, namely that he can essentially do whatever the fuck he wants and the Democrat leadership can’t do shit about it. They need all the senate seats they can get from the midterm so it’s not like they’re going to campaign against him for fucking them over on Kavanaugh.

And if it’s not a case of mistaken identity then Kavanaugh has been repeatedly sexually harassing women over the years and has gotten away with it because he’s rich, white, powerful and knows how to take advantage of inebriated women and will soon be sitting in one of the most powerful positions in the country... and…

Your supposition relies on both parties being reliable narrators of their version of events.

Forget Durbin, how about when Sheldon Whitehouse asked him about “boofing” and “the devil’s triangle” from the yearbook?

It’s the Trump school of sexual assault denial. Be loud, be angry and always find a way to blame the Clintons.

President Trump, reportedly, is loving this shitshow.

We live in a country devoted to due process and the rule of law. That means taking allegations seriously.

I could only see the first three lines of that tweet but I KNEW it would end with a reference to doing it raw with a porn star.

The Pre-Sequel, a later entry of a series which gets retroactively wedged in between the continuity of two earlier entries.

Conservative twitter if really confused about her “selective fear of flying” as if it’s some sort of total impossibility that someone with the fear could ever even get close to a plane let alone fly on one.