(If you’re still wondering how this exists, Trump reportedly got his Hollywood Star in 2007 for producing Miss Universe pageants)

Time to flip a coin and see if they’re either going to kill off Lando or if Billy Dee dies during production.

I had a chuckle at this one last night. 

Now is it still really 7 yachts if one of the smaller ones is moored in the on deck pool of one of the larger ones?

Technically not a zombie, more of the physical manifestation of a ghost.

No love for necromorphs?  I know we should collectively forget that Dead Space 3 happened, but not the whole series...

Most of those things he can’t actually accomplish or run counter to his party’s platform? Georgia doesn’t border any foreign countries last I checked, deportations are federal jurisdiction and when was the last time you saw a Republican actually deliver on providing a bright and promising future for anyone that wasn’t…

The good old days when Fox News had to stretch a tan suit, binder clips, a coffee cup salute, dijon mustard and asking a marine to hold an umbrella into scandals.

So it’s an NFC chip... which have a maximum range of something like 10cm.

I love how Rudy keeps trying to spin this shit. A presidential caididate wasn’t trying to buy a story about himself having an affair with a model with CASH! That’s absurd! He wanted to pay with a check through one of his companies in a totally legit and normal manner!

They would replace her with a TV set to Fox News but they don’t want to run the risk of Trump hearing it, wandering in and accidentally starting the first solo press conference he’s had in over a year.

Uhh... you... you do realize that a pussy hat is not... umm... a hat that looks like a... “pussy”...

The thing is, she had to say it in the first place. Maxine Waters and Elizabeth Warren don’t have to say the same thing to their supporters because their supporters aren’t out there doing stupid shit purely because they think it will trigger a republican.

I’m pretty sure if the president says it isn’t rape if you’re married then that makes it the law or something.

They should sell back issues of magazines with Trump’s face on the cover, so when your dog is bad you can roll one up and give them a whack just like the president gets when he’s a naughty boy!

Hold the fuck on. Shit on the guy because he’s a racist and violent piece of shit, not because he lives in his parents basement.

How the fuck did Trump not just violate Twitters policy against violent threats after he just used their service to threaten to nuke a country?

How fucking stupid do you have to be that someone tells you an effective way of fighting off terrorists is to tell them you’ll make them gay by forcing them to touch your bare ass and not only do you agree... but proceed to simulate the action not once, not twice... but FIVE TIMES by charging at them with your pants…

He had a choice between “I knew this was fake so I played along!” and “I thought this was real and followed instructions because I thought they would protect my family!” and he actually went with the later as his defense...

It actually is possible... with the caveat it couldn’t have happened the way they’re trying to spin it.