I've never seen a beer fall off over the years like Pumking. Punkin is great because it's a brown ale first and foremost. Steven's Point Whole Hog is great too.

John From Cincinnati is simultaneously the worst and best thing you'll ever watch.

Thrill me.

Adam Devine as an 80s slasher movie bro sounds like the part he was born to play. Too bad it sounds like this film punted it.

But it was made by Adam Wingard, so it's infinitely better.

He's also in Carnivale for a minute along side other major character actor Mark Boone Jr.

ELO II is their masterpiece. I love how dirty the strings sound on their early records.

I've never understood why people like that movie and the ending is a major source of my confusion.

I think it's pretty obvious with those stances, he's just a bro.

Rob Zombie's movies are terrible, but I would say the Lords of Salem is the only half-decent one. A film that could have been great if not for the stupid ending.

Aja sucks*. Dude is as lame as a lot of his counterparts. Just a non-stop remake machine.

Crosley's are pieces of shit. I feel bad for the person who wins this.

Say I'm your momma.

Tell me about it, the current Pittsburgh music scene is beyond lousy.

Yeah, it's so bizarre that this site has an obsession with the band that put out the best records of the 90s that weren't part of Failure's discography.

Cave In's Antenna absolutely would be a lot of fun to read about. For a record that nearly destroyed them and took them the furthest from their beginnings, I do like it quite a bit.

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

I went to a fair recently that had the same game. The only prizes they were offering for it were PS4s. Yeah, no chance in hell that's rigged…

Look at me! I'm a millionaire!

The only thing that episode has going for it is Homer's biker gang being called the "Hell's Satans."