Seriously. What kind of monster wants in-text citation?

The continental breakfast gag might be one of the best in the history of the show.

Look at me! I'm a millionaire!

And they'll all be signing autographs!

In the immortal words of Frank Reynolds, "poop is funny. "

Woohoo!

Seeing this article reminded me how hilariously bad the production of New American Gospel is. Steve Austin might be the worst producer ever.

No one at the time referred to those who disliked the Black album as "hipsters."

Hopefully this ends the trend of Josh Gad being in things.

Dude. You've nailed it.

Blue Morning/Blue Day or Urgent.

Cin…cinn…at…i…

10 frames? That's for Quakers.

The minor league sports circuit is a dark, dark world.

I love Twin Peaks, but is anyone else just tired of everything on the internet dealing with or being compared to it?

Nickelodeon theme songs on vinyl? So embarrassing.

Let's just say it moved me…TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

I saw The Monster Squad for the first time as an adult and loved it.

I can understand preferring one over the other, but not liking the Monster Squad movie? That's a bootable offense.

Disliking The Monster Squad!? Get the fuck out of here.