"Artie Fufkin, Polymer Records"

Tsn and following the best writers/insiders on twitter. think Elliott Friedman, Bob McKenzie, Pierre LeBrun.

Rupp doing the Jagr salute at the winter classic was another great moment. I loved that guy.

Hell, I'm a Pens fan and am tired of the rivalry between the Pens and Caps. Plus, how can I root against Barry Trotz?

There's no Pittsburgh date either. Considering due of their best drawing cities don't have dates, you have to expect a second leg with them on it.

Isn't that the wrong letter?

Cue painful Scottish accent.

I remember finding one of those as my grandma's house as a kid and getting so excited to play it, but unfortunately (now thankfully) it was broken.

Years ago when my friends wouldn't stop playing this guy to death, I always took great pleasure in reminding them that he'd never finish that stupid 50 states project.

For solid gold houses and rocket cars, sure, but rocket house brakes can last a little longer than that.

I talked to Consuela, he's getting a note on the fridge.

I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.

This is Tony Plow from Leave it to Beaver.
Yeah, they were gay.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Spin Doctors mix?

If I'm going with anything Nightman, I'm going "Sweet Dee is Dating a Retarded Person."

Homeboys in Outer Space. Wow.

Seriously. The idea that Friends is even remotely watchable, let alone great, makes me feel like the guy in Scanners.

"How was syntax?"

If I'm going with Sunny, it's Mac and Charlie Die, which is easily the best thing they've ever done. That said, I realize it being a two-parter wouldn't help its inclusion on this list.