alternatively:

Scrapyard Wars

You should watch the “Junkyard Wars” series they have.

Not really “bizarre”... just global warming and simple physics (conservation of angular moment to be specific).

Considering you need to be licensed and trained to use any of the vehicles you listed, I’d rather take my chances with them rather than some armed nutjob who can go and get a gun with neither.

You could build an entire house out of all that straw.

“Practice your attitude” = “Women and black people should remember how to speak when talking to their betters.”

Jesus Fucking Christ, the dude they got a quote from in the story:

I was so looking forward to PD Zero but the graphics gave me a case of the sads. I know it’s about gameplay, but those were basically N64 graphics cleaned up.

Sadly, from everything I’ve read about it, the Pentagon is very careful in how they word their reports and proposals, so as not to agitate the far-right and GOP in general with their preparations for climate change induced conflicts.

And we have an endless supply!

We’re going to be powered by bullshit from Washington???? Hooray, we just solved our energy problem !!!!

Logic does suggest that they’d find plenty of crap in our nation’s capital.

I keep picturing an interactive Pilsbury Doughboy toy coming from this technology. He would wiggle and squirm when you poked him.