Scrapyard Wars

You should watch the “Junkyard Wars” series they have.

Considering you need to be licensed and trained to use any of the vehicles you listed, I’d rather take my chances with them rather than some armed nutjob who can go and get a gun with neither.

You could build an entire house out of all that straw.

“Practice your attitude” = “Women and black people should remember how to speak when talking to their betters.”

Jesus Fucking Christ, the dude they got a quote from in the story:

I was so looking forward to PD Zero but the graphics gave me a case of the sads. I know it’s about gameplay, but those were basically N64 graphics cleaned up.