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he realized that cars were not invented in america and everything went fine after that

“Don’t ask me! I am product of american education system! I also make inferior cars and electronics!”

The attacker was able to flee the scene because everyone runs faster with a knife.

Why are people so disturbed? I've seen worse and more realistic in other games. Like hatred, assassin's creed and even God of War. In fact, I remember Heavy Rain being way more disturbing.

I just want Senpai to notice me

Yes, because suspense is what I am looking for in my television ads. I want an ad to grab me and say "No wait, don't go to the bathroom yet" and then "Oh, you're watching this on Netflix. I'm not here. Nevermind."

Here is my opinion on the Souls games "exploits":

Think about how you'd handle this in real life. Would you feel like you needed a "fair fight" against bloodthirsty psychopaths and hellborn beasts?

I work in IT, and security is often times considered unimportant or secondary to making money when it should be considered ancillary.

If your husband has a large amount of extremely secure servers in the family home, I suspect you might be better off never finding out whats on them, that's all I'm saying.

how you gonna leave out my man Frieza with Gun?!

This one ought to be an alternate outfit in a DBZ fighting game or MK. It's really, really good.

Every body was kung-foo fighting

Just got the weirdest sense of deja vu. Creepy.

Guys, this isn't the next Roller Coaster Tycoon game. It's Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure for the GameCube!

"Vaginas don't need lube."

In all seriousness, what exactly is the point of your comment?

That's cool, because I have black friends so I'm totally not a racist.

I was gonna say "inb4 bitching about speedruns" but it was literally the first comment.
Kotaku commenters are so predictably awful.