So if you need a minivan, you get 3, right?

The faster of the two will be driven by engineer Jordan Guitar, who has raced at the mountain twice before in an RDX and an MDX.

I gotta be honest, Ken Block looks bored as fuck behind the wheel of it.

Not sure how the military specs a speaker, but this theory has many more flaws than just that...

A lot of these are reeeeal stretches, but some of the ones posted in the comments are fantastic. Well done, commentariat!

(with a different grille)

You have a lot more faith in the voting population than I do.

Glad I wasn’t the only one who read that line, and thought that the mods are exactly the giant red flag that would indicate abuse. All I can see is this thing being flogged around town to create black soot and tire smoke by some guy in a cut off shirt with Oakleys on.

It’s a terrible deal, trucks with lower mileage 10 years less tobacco spit on the seats and 4000 fewer miles go for less.

Project vehicles aren’t worth what they cost to build. Ever.

THIS was the car you chose over my submission?

You guys don’t have to read or comment! Strange that you still do.

Care to mention what part of that quote is "political"? Just because it mentions a supposed politician doesn't make it a political observation. It's a completely factual observation of the current reality we're all facing.

I dont know about that. Dont confuse ppl like Tracy with ppl making 100k a year living in Denver or Austin or Seattle or whatever and just wanting to look the lifestyle of activity and outdoory-ness w/o actually doing jack shit outside.

One thing that is surprising is that they don’t have traffic signs in a database of locations; people mostly recall where the signage is. 

So you’re saying if I take control of my tesla enough times and deliberately drive into pedestrians, then eventually it won’t be fooled by a cardboard cutout?

I doesn’t care HOW you decide, it just cares that you decided. The way it decides is different from how it decides. 

I was going to say something about the venn diagram between Tesla owners and Burger King diners, then remembered I once took my Tesla through a Burger King drive-through.

When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Sci Fi. I remember one story where the group lands on a planet, each person gets personalized views and ads as they travel around.

While you tend to see them in dodges, the typical bro-ho, flat brimmed, dip swallowing, white framed, douches around here all drive chevys.