posting her picture on instagram is strange to me?

That fake JL baby looks more like John Legend than the real baby JL.

I posted that KONY video to my Facebook feed. What more do you want from me?

Not only did every member of his family capture the moment, they did it in landscape, as God intended.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

and “ cracking down “ on any dangerous pelvic thrusting....

Help what? Your constant masturbating?

“I’ve always known that, at heart, I was”

I maintain that Madonna bit his tongue. That’s why he looks like he’s in pain. It looks like he tried to hold her head and Madonna was like no-no, sweetie. And then bit the f out of his tongue.

Yeah it really looks like she didn’t have his permission to do that. I feel for him and am uncomfortable with people laughing at his reaction.

Basically simulating what it’s like to use the Tidal app.

That (reaction) was ... uncomfortable. I think some people would be freaking out about this clip if their gender roles were reversed.

DRAKE’S REACTION IS SO FUCKING PRICELESS OH MY GOD

I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathies.

Sadly, she probably won't. In ten years she'll probably look back on this and think "Why was everybody hating on me? They're all just jelly!" Because someone who is this totally clueless and self-involved in high school seldom does a 180 as an adult.

Haha me too and sometimes when I'm doing my (now normal) stuff, I think "well shit how am I going to stop doing this if I'm in a relationship"

*Whenever* I'm alone and going down the stairs, I hold my boobs.

I've been single for so long that pretty much everything I do is SSB.

To Rihanna, Leo is just some rich guy who almost looks like that cutie from Titanic if you squint.