God damnit

Vaporeon is nerfed? WATER you doing, Pokemon GO?!

Look dear I know I’ve already worked a 100 hrs this week, the boss really needed me. but tonight I promise to be home on time. I know it’s our daughter’s birthday and we’ve all she’s got.

And now for some context!

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Yes, in the exact same way fire does something to a house’s structural integrity.

What I’d actually like to see is a regular-sized Kong and Ann Darrow (also regular-sized, for a human) drifting together as the pilots of a MechaniKong Jaeger that they use to fight Godzilla.

I don’t care if they are gay or straight, but just because two guys are close friends doesn’t make them gay. Bucky is Steve’s childhood friend, and then they fought a war together. You are going to have a special bond with that person that will be as close as two people can be, whether or not you are attracted to them…

fuck you.