The break-up sex must have been legendary.

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

Bone hugs in harmony.

I don’t want tibia jerk, but that’s an arm bone.

“Maybe I’ll get it again, maybe I won’t. I don’t know. Maybe I’ll never do this again. We’ll see.”

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

He was confused because traditionally in South Africa a flood of birdies had always lost to a par tide.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

not a good start for bernie’s campaign 

To be fair, how was that guy supposed to know someone there was actually coaching the Nets.

Let’s see here... in chronological order, we have:

Counterpoint: NO. I’LL TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Kenan Thompson as a barely disguised Kendrick Perkins ftw

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

“In 2003, he finished second in Cy Young voting.”

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.