Uh, what would the rivalry be over? 3rd place in the division? Lack of post-season berths in the last 30 years?

Saying 'why don't you run next time' does not merit that kind of roid rage

Ryan Bruan later denied this bench clearing brawl ever happening.

I feel like the people who run the school want it both ways:

Weird, usually polar bears like to eat brrrrrritos.

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It's not consistent. One day, delicious. The next? A bit off. Not a penis you can count on.

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When I was growing up, my mom cleaned houses for a living. Put bluntly, those houses were nearly mansions owned by people far richer than I'll likely ever be. Because of that, I've always assumed hiring a cleaner was out of the question for myself. House cleaners are difficult to find a base price for because they…

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