Speed Racer is literally the best adaptation of any non-film medium to film, and I’m not even being ironic. They took a doofy, choppy, earnest anime obsessed with cars and turned it into a doofy, choppy, earnest movie obsessed with cars. It’s campy and stupid but with so much goddamned heart. 

Funny, I think Speed Racer is way more successful at what it’s attempting than this movie.

steeroids?

Plus The Dark Knight isn’t anywhere near as important to the genre. Sure, it was a big fucking deal despite being actually really bad, but it didn’t impact the genre in the same way that Iron Man did. Plus the DCEU has suffered for trying to be The Dark Knight.

Topper Grace made sense on the basis of Eddie Brock as a dark mirror of Peter Parker as reporter. Similar age, physical type, little guy demeanor. His inherent reedy voiced smarm worked well prior to becoming a CGI people eating monster.

Does she not know what having her ass grabbed feels like?

Not surprising. The monarchy is a weird vestigial remnant of the Dark Ages that has no place in modern society.

Ewer mistaken.

Canseco ran through a cycle in ‘88.

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

Bruce Vilanch?

Take out Heath Ledger amd you have a decent mediocre sequel to Batman Begins, which is still the best of the trilogy IMO. People really give that movie a two letter grade bump solely for him.

He really is... all that.

there’s zero chance he hasn’t forced himself on some younger men back in the day.  he’s scared shitless. 

Surely, you must be referring to Dankey Kang.

Actually general awareness would be with his guess “Halo” which completely dwarfs Joust because it’s a franchise spanning over decade plus they slap that shit on everything from Moutain Dew to BMX bikes lol

This could be the whole movie and I’d still be there on opening day.  

*white and Asian people - remember Emma Stone is in this.

I’d also bet that Mr. Allen popped a few of his tendons just flipping the car, but there’s also a good chance there was some air in the car providing buoyancy.