Soda is just a watered down sugar sauce, no different than bbq or sweet & sour or honey mustard. The real question that needs answering is is she drinking out of that crumb infested cup?

A bunt is intentional, the rule book is clear, and the crew chief does a really really good job pointing to all of the relevant baseball rules. There’s no argument here. Squaring up to bunt is completely irrelevant if the contact is not intentional and you’re pulling away, especially to avoid being hit by a pitch. 

LMAO I have written about After School (well, more Orange Caramel) literally a gazillion times.

Some of the best rap/rock came from bands that were themselves on straddling that demographic divide: Sevendust and Sepultura, for sure. To a lesser extent, Nonpont, Skindred.. even P.O.D.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

The entire first season of Seinfeld is unwatchable.

I thought Brad Pitt was excellent in “The Beaning of Ronald Acuña By The Coward Jose Ureña”. 

I like my steak done medium but I’ve often been at the table with the competing “just pass the steak by the oven on the way out of the kitchen” assholes (my brother, the chef, included). Congratulations on being SO EXTREME and MASCULINE that you eat meat RAW, but the rest of us would like some flavor in our food,…

“Hey Siri, what if Draymond’s antics came from someone likable?”

A couple weeks ago, I took my sons to Jersey Mike’s for lunch. There are three TVs: one with poker, another with cornhole, and the third was PTI or some other kind of ESPN vomit-talk show. Pointing at TV #3, I said to my boys, “What the hell? Darts should be on that TV to complete the fringe-sports trifecta.”

Counterpoint: Speed Racer is vastly underrated and actually pretty great.

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?

Well, I’ll just continue never again eating your gross ocean snot.

Ever seen one where everyone is sick of the person’s shit that no one holds them back? That is the most beautiful fake fight moment in the history of the world. 

I once tried to explain how Superboy Prime punched reality. It did not go over well, so i brought her the comic book... it did not go well.

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

Okay Madge definitely put it on. I hear it with Meghan but I will verify right now after a couple weeks with my English family, shit just starts coming out different. It’s not so much an accent, it’s an inflection. And it’s contagious. I'll cut her a break for now.

David - this sentence deserves a flagrant foul call, possibly an ejection:

That’s a lot to keep straight, tonally speaking, and Uncle Drew most definitely does not keep it straight.