“Just give me a call. I will be there. On time!” Reggie said.

To make Mystery Men and enjoyable movie, you must first enjoy the movie that is a mystery.

Maybe I just need new glasses, but isn’t that our titular character Wynonna? It’s kind of hard to tell because of the close-up and she’s got her hair tied back, but still.

just remember bad Ultraviolet:

The part that they left out is that he must be fed every two and a half hours and he eats only bamboo. He is also surprisingly reluctant to reproduce.

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

The best summer anthem ever will always be Will Smith’s “Summertime”.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

93 til infinity

That and Motor City.

Because he was running on fumes.

Wait, are people NOT saying Beyonce is a genius? I am a dumpy middle-aged white dude, I am essentially an anthropomorphic pair of Dockers, and even I think Beyonce is a genius.

I vacillate between love and hate for the movie that accompanies it, but I unapologetically love the bold, graphic-design-overload, and possibly seizure-inducing opening credits to Enter The Void:

Apparently she’s mastered the gentle art of making enemies.

he gave a performance that will go down in the quickbooks.

Anyone else start singing ‘the creep’ during the library scene?

I’m not going to fight you. I’m going to help you fight people. In fact, I’ll raise you. The Rocketeer is one of the best MOVIES ever. Every single action in film informs character decisions and drives the plot forward. It’s beautiful aesthetically, and it’s god damned gorgeous narrative wise.

The Rocketeer was one of the best superhero movies ever. Fight me.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

“Not since Cougar Town has there been such a repellant title doing a disservice to the show contained within.”

*Pours one out for his beloved Selfie.*