But you’re not the primary market for these things.  Meat eaters looking for a smooth offramp to more plant based eating are.

Limp Bizkit videos were always funny because Wes Borland was clearly beaming in at all times from a completely different band.

Do people even know Spawn is black?  I’d think the black superhero movie of note before Black Panther would be Blade, if you want to define him as a superhero.

We’re living in an age of wildly successful Deadpool and Venom movies. Dated 90's/2000's stuff is in.

Hellboy was a dead (movie) franchise before the new movie came along, the new movie just failed to revive it.

They may have already fucked it up. Laeta Kalogridis is kind of a hack.

“also “Bittersweet Symphony” sounds a whole lot like “The Last Time,”  

They almost certainly just treated Mars as a perfect sphere of the averaged diameter and called it a day, Mr. Pedantic.

Ahh.  Gotcha!

What do you dislike about the Far From Home trailers?

I think Whitbrook is confused by Ghidorah’s multiple heads.  Also, Mothra is almost certainly going to be an ally, not an adversary in this film.

The primary goal is to be environmentally friendly and cruelty free, not to be super healthy.

The concept of the bath bomb isn’t really very obscure?  It’s like doing an article about sandwiches and asking the writer to define what a BLT stands for.  Also, by definition you have a network connection with which to look it up.

Sometimes I’m prepping for some work thing, and sometimes I’m getting off of a long day at work and am exhausted. Either way I don’t necessarily want to talk, and some drivers will just talk at you and not pick up the cues that you’re staring out the window, or have your eyes closed, or are concentrating on your…

I’d maybe work on not having a go-to catchphrase that could easily be construed as racist?

That’s not the point. The policy separates out poor kids in a socially punitive way.  These kids have no control over their economic status and shouldn’t be shamed for it.

Fage reformulated and cut their sugar content, which sadly makes me like it less.  Although for sweet, Noosa is basically a tub of cheesecake.

They can’t make a Hulk solo movie. He can only appear in other people’s movies, and I don’t think you can reasonably justify a solo Hawkeye movie.

I explained further up.  I was joking.  The Fast and the Furious 1 is structurally/plotwise basically a remake of Point Break.

If you like Point Break, I think you’d legitimately enjoy FF1. The series has become something very different now, not in a bad way, just different.