Ugh, sympathies.

I just have to be careful. No disasters yet but there have been a few close calls.

It’s been repeated by more than one person: This whole peeing sitting down is trickier when you have large thighs. I don’t understand why this is so mysterious. My penis is pretty average, I just have muscular thighs and on top of that fat.

I’m a large guy, and once I sit down there just isn’t a lot of space for that unless I sit in a weird position and sort of tuck and rearrange everything. Standing and peeing is way faster and simpler.

I absolutely cannot physically sit and pee without either getting pee on the floor, on my pants, under the toilet seat, in my own buttcrack, or accidentally touching Mr. Telepresence to the front of the bowl in a way that I feel is probably really gross. So no. Pee first, standing up, get all that business out of the…

They’re not drag racing. Why put undue stress on the drivetrain and the tires trying to punch it 0-60 if it in any way endangers the car’s condition for the top speed?

You do realize that your chart mostly shows milk is a really excellent source of calcium compared to alternatives.

My issue with people who are against the kneeling is that it feels like 99 percent of the time, they refuse to even momentarily acknowledge why the players are protesting. It’s always the dumbest most reductive take.

I think they just want to try to keep certain visual cues relatively consistent so player know what’s going on when the screen is filled with characters and effects.

Running an ad right now featuring Jeremy Piven? Really?

Running an ad right now featuring Jeremy Piven? Really?

Yep, completely missed it in the article.

There’s an old Star Wars novel where there’s a bit where a clueless Imperial scientist is taken to task for the stuff she makes. I can’t remember the exact wording, but it was like “Death Star. Sun Crusher. Did you never stop to think about the names of the projects you were working on?”

I was looking for someone to make this reference.

What? I’m just saying there are some classic setups that are flexible enough you can use them in a bunch of different settings. I’m hardly the first one, for example, to note than a bunch of science fiction is basically Westerns in space.

Well, I wouldn’t say it’s a coincidence, there are probably several real factors involved, they just aren’t physical.

I don’t think it’s particularly tantrum-y to be annoyed that an American film gets released in America very late, and in general that there’s a hugely staggered release schedule so a movie can be “out” but unavailable (for any country) for such a long time.

Tilly is not on the spectrum, at least not in the show’s canon. The actor confirmed this. She’s just young and awkward.

I thought BvS was terrible, however, my beef with BvS fans isn’t that they like it. I simply resent being told that I have my opinion of the film because I’m:

Have you seen him in Trainwreck? He’s hilarious.

That you think “objective morality” is a phrase that makes sense makes your analysis of all of this pretty suspect.