Ah ok. I missed that.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the story about Chiraq...wouldn’t ripping the e-brake actually increase your stopping distance?

LOL! Well, from midnight til 6am, we need you to breach this Taliban compound and shoot people in the face from less than 100 feet away, then from 6am til 5pm, you need to hold the compound, defend against counter-attack, and gather intel from the data stored there. Once again, you may need to shoot people in the face…

and this is why you lock your doors while driving

We are taking a cab home after celebrating a friends birthday party at bars all night. The birthday friend is rather drunk, and sitting in the backseat half-asleep with the window down. We are sitting at the stoplight, when an especially large black woman (ELBW) walks into the crosswalk, and just starts dancing in the…

That’s why I switched a long time ago from blaming lag to blaming the general incompetence of my teammates.

I’ve found specifically that “omfg lag” is the go-to for everyone who thinks they’re good and get killed. I also find it interesting that “lag” seems to strike these good players in long time-to-kill games right at they get killed...every...single...time.

Well thank goodness he isn’t claiming to be some “martyr” for some type of potentially religion driven “cause.” Heaven forbid we have two terrorist shootings in one week.

While half of kinja is going to come here to comment about how terrible it is that we need this because guns are bad etc etc, keep in mind that this device, quick-deploy tourniquets, and quikclot/military bandages which were originally developed for the military offer life-saving potential in so many emergency…

#adulting when its a joke is funny. But there are definitely grown ass people who think they deserve a goddamned cookie because their parents no longer pay their phone bill.

We all needed this today. Nice work.

I am really confused how this makes any kind of business sense? There are huge numbers of online firearms retailers, nobody freak out, you buy it online, it is transferred to your FFL/dealer of choice, where you do the background check. I would imagine it takes far less money and effort to maintain a website instead…

While I love racecarring all the things with huge wings and diffusers and such, I would like to see a S-FR racing concept that is more along the lines of the new Miata racer. I feel like a bunch of little roadsters that look like angry anime catfish racing a bunch of little roadsters that look like really pretty angry…

I agree. The beta was cool, but I think the game will get old pretty quickly unless they have some solid DLC that mixes things up.

I thought the beta was pretty cool. The minute destruction is a pretty nifty little tool. But I feel like the maps are small enough that it won’t take long to figure the best places to attack/defend from. If there was a way they could take the premise of the game, the really detailed environment interactions, and then…

but the 6 is pretty

Probably the CTS. Don’t they make a 250-something horsepower turbo 4 version as the base model, and then the 640 horsepower CTS-V.

Was not in sport mode. 30 seconds may have been an exaggeration, but jumping between “slightly above idle” and 5,000 rpm with nothing in between was not. Keep in mind this was not flooring it. This was “I am driving 65 and will gently depress the gas pedal in order to achieve 70.” Gently depress gas pedal, wait a…

FOX Leans Right, MSNBC Leans Left, CNN Leans Stupid.

Mostly I would think that Desert Eagles are far too expensive for the average mass shooter to go and buy just for that purpose. They’re also fairly uncommon because of their price, so I can’t imagine there is a large black-market supply either.