teleph0nes
Teleph0nes
teleph0nes

*Waits for Dodge to put hellcat motor into grand caravan*

It’s a decent looking minivan

What makes me angry about all of this, is that the internet is going to get mad at a 16 year old girl who’s father died in a tragic car wreck. The internet is not going to get mad at the lawyers or other adults who are pushing the 16 year old heir to Paul Walker’s estate to sue Porsche so that they can get some of

So far, I am not immediately appalled and disgusted by what I see. I think the headlights are going to be huge and goofy though.

Talk about underwhelming

I think the GLE fits perfectly into the d-bag brand/image whore would buy a light-up badge for their car. It continues to make sense.

Regarding the light-up Mercedes star. The only Mercedes I have ever actually seen it on at CLA’s, which makes perfect sense.

shows what you know about organized religion. ZING!

I feel like gathering all the neighborhood drones and hovering them around his rented house would’ve been a hilariously ominous method of trolling the offending dickheads until they fled the country...

This is relatively standard basset hound behavior. Wander off because something smelled interesting, follow interesting smells into an exciting new area to sniff, get stuck in exciting new sniffable area because legs are too short, receive hamburgers.

I have noticed this with a lot of small-overlap test results. The cars that do poorly often have steel wheels which appear to get jammed backward into the A-pillar area. The cars that do better all have alloys that shatter between the wall and the fender. Obviously this isn’t the only difference, but I think it could

At least the LEDs function as DRLs, and sometimes that line of LEDs looks good.

Could not agree more

Oh to live in a world where 0-60 in 4.5-5 seconds, and .95+ lateral g’s on a skidpad is “really not that fast.” Kudos to you sir.

I know. I’m sad Tangerine Scream isn’t an option.

at the end of the day, an STI is a $40,000 imprezza, an Evo WAS (RIP) a $40,000 lancer, a Golf R is a $40,000 golf, an RS3 is a $60,000 golf that we can’t buy here...what’s your point?

When you only look at that exact image, it looks pretty good. Then you zoom out to see the rest of the car and wonder what the hell the guys designing the front and back were doing? I also assume at that the front, rear, and middle of the car were designed separately by 3 different people and then had to be stuck

Also can we talk about how the Honda badge seems to have been stuck on the grill but the glue hasn’t dried and it slid down?

Way more Nissan than Mazda.

Looks like he is trying to break his thumb...