Damn this is a really sad story. Their little blog even had maps of the routes they took. Seemed like very nice people just trying to enjoy their own life, without hurting others. Per usual, we see all the one-liners from the anonymous void, mocking the situation. What’s so funny about this? Guess I’m just not cool…

Exactly. And his whole “oh you’re gonna be here all night” bullshit? Motherfucker, if she wants to stay until last call that is her goddamned right because she has cash in hand and you are open for business. 

The question is: Is the policy uniformly enforced for all patrons? If it’s only applied to...certain people...that’s a problem.

People need to stop being assholes. It's not that hard.

Indeed. Slowpoke and Marvin are definitely in my top 2

Ditto for Speedy Gonzales being ranked so low, not to mention the glaring omission of Speedy’s cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez...

What about that really sexy rabbit who shows up every now and then to get Bugs out of a jam? What’s her deal? 

21. Marvin the Martian (5.0)

Wasn’t O Brother a watershed film in digital color correction? 

Meh, sounded way to normal.

If you could guarantee me Tom Brady gets tased once per regular season I’d watch every minute of all 16 games.

Chris Froome, yellow jersey–haver Geraint Thomas, and Peter Sagan were among those who required treatment from the medical car.

Or a free soda machine in the clubhouse!

The only relevant inquiry is whether its scarier to find a clown in the ocean or a clown in space?  Answer me that, idiots. 

Cleveland native and lifelong Cleveland sports fan here.

Damn. Half of my team can barely make time. That is if they’re not calling in sick or have an emergency “doctor’s appointment.”

Looks like Papa John’s just found their new spokesman.