I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to put your socks in the pool, swim with a shirt on, or let your baby in the water with a regular diaper.

Gross.

However, NONE of this is worth calling the cops over. None of it. The neighborly thing to do would be to offer to lend him a pair of flip-flops, or something.

You know,…

With Google Reviews following right behind.

Yelp is a tool for clueless morons, always has been, always will be.

Wait. Are you saying I can’t wear my Justin Trudeau boxer shorts here in the states? 

hasn’t it been useless for a few years now?

It’s a hat with a politically-charged message. 

And this is just a piece of fabric…

I hate when people use “literally” when it isn’t warranted, but I literally peed a little and scared my dogs from laughing when she came through the ceiling. Watching it 4 or 5 times is just so comical...

Stutterin’ prick that he was...

The last guy I knew who went by Spider suffered a much worse fate.

A friend honestly used to have a band named after him, simply called Bosio. I think spider monkey sounds more rockin though.

Nah. These days we’re fine with it. Especially if we’re flipping the bird to that orange idiot you guys elected.

they still deserve to be protected even if you find them annoying :)

Well, most Canadians are hesitant about flipping birds.

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

Yeah sure I’ll cry in the office first thing Monday morning. Sounds good.

I need some sweet dictator-style shades to up my street cred....

That was pretty cool, but my big takeaway is that Maradona looks like the reheated corpse of Kim Jong Il.

WHY ISN’T “CYBERBULLY FIANCÉ” A LIFETIME ORIGINAL MOVIE YET

I also loved the jab at the Jedi Order of the prequels when Luke points out how they were over romanticized and more or less brought about the rise of Palpatine and the Empire through their own ineptitude.