If you loved Party Down, you need to watch “Whites” on amazon Prime.

or “KY” jelly?

Jesus H. Christ on a fuckstick, get a hold of yourselves, you fat fucks.

I met one of my heroes, Steve Earle and he was as awesome as I expected him to be.

Plus, the douchebag calls himself “the Edge”.  Fuck that whole band in it’s ass.

Bieber, and he wouldn’t regain consciousness...

This Roch native concurs...

mmmmm, gumbo...

By the looks of it, that was the first time a girl ever touched him...

gross

I hear that the meth in Spokane is dank...

And/or blow the bartender...

A nacho island would be superior to dessert...

Hahahahaha. Fuck the Sox!

Scandalously understarred...

My goomah; that mook...she ain’t got the stugozt!

I’m not going to be able to enjoy my gabbagool and mootsadel sangwich now.

It must suck to be Justin Verlander...