Most people have no idea how fast pro sports are.  Stand near the glass at a hockey game for a while and then tell me you’d go out and skate with those guys.

Arthur Treacher’s was my jam:https://www.metv.com/stories/what-ever-happened-to-arthur-treachers-fish-chips

I used to work at a Utah ski lodge as a cook and I both made and consumed so many incredible staff meals.  Shift drinks, too...

Yeah, I used to beat my dick senseless to Madonna videos in the 80's and look how I turned out!

Junior rules!  Guit-Steel all the way...

Recorded 2 nights ago:

what a sour puss...

too many junkies in Burlington, too many yankee rednecks in the Kingdom, too much meth in Rutland...

Wasn’t George Costanza a hand model?!?

suck my dick!

Cunt

Habs fan here, but yes fuck every Boston team.  The night the Bruins lost the Stanley Cup this year filled my heart with joy and will continue to do so until next season...

Habs fan, eh?

You spelled “hockey” wrong...

Dad, is that you??

Nickleback would like a word in private...

I forgot to include this one with David Letterman:

Two more of my favorites...