Recorded 2 nights ago:

what a sour puss...

Wasn’t George Costanza a hand model?!?

suck my dick!

Cunt

Habs fan here, but yes fuck every Boston team.  The night the Bruins lost the Stanley Cup this year filled my heart with joy and will continue to do so until next season...

Habs fan, eh?

You spelled “hockey” wrong...

Dad, is that you??

Nickleback would like a word in private...

I forgot to include this one with David Letterman:

Two more of my favorites...

Fuck Kid Rock and Fuck Ted Nugent

“South of Heaven” for all the fuckhole” right wingers.

A 19 year old me never would have dreamed Slayer would sponsor a race car...

that’s so metal...!

Michael, a bit off topic, but I’d love to see your top ten or twenty favorite rappers/hip-hop artists...

Wow, you’re a dick.  What did people do 25-30+ years ago before mobile phones?  Why don’t you chill the fuck out and ask yourself that?