criminally underrated...

not new. Ever seen the intro to old episodes of Happy Days?

Maybe *The Madonna* (not the slutty one)...

I’m throwing Jerry Garcia in the hat along with John, Paul, George and Ringo.

and cetainly a POC.

Is it okay to specify a “dry” manhattan when ordering at a bar or restaurant? I’ve paid for too many shitty, overly sweet manhattans over the years...

So sad no one named a traditional Sazerac...

But I have a black friend...

Hey, do John Rocker or Bob Wickman have kids?

he’s from Philly, remember?

Maybe you need a new wife...

Cool tats, though...

Don’t you have to actually leave Philly to encounter fewer assholes?

Right?!?!?

I guess I am the only one who uses “cunt” on the regular? How about cuntbag?

It took forever, but you finally made it. I kept scrolling down before I posted the same

Phish’s first festival, the Clifford Ball on Plattsburgh Air Force base. 

that tour fucking ruled!

During Slayer’s set on that tour in Darien Lake, NY, fans lit a huge trash fire IN the pit. During Megadeth’s set, I was getting squashed by the crowd against the barrier and security pulled me over it then led me to the side of the stage where Dave Mustaine came over to see if I was okay! Then back into the mayhem I…