Was just gonna say that...

Well, the kid plays in Boston, a city that is itself a literal asshole which is populated by assholes. Also, Ask Derek Boogaard’s parents how they liked having a son that was an enforcer.

The neutral zone trap that killed the game in the ‘90s is the second biggest reason that I hate the Devils so much.  First reason...New Jersey.

Anyway, Bob Seger Rules!

How dare you slight the greatness of Bob Seger?  And “Night Moves” no less.  The man is an American treasure.

Salt Lake area drivers. There’s a thing called a “Mormon roadblock”.

If it was pressure treated wood, they’re all f*cked...

Not a hockey fan, eh? :)

I go with “victims”

Is he really like that or is he Conan’s “straight man”?

I think New Hampshire is the Florida of the universe...

It’s analingus.  Don’t ask how I know, I just know.

Holy shit...Proposing on Valentine’s Day has got to be the worst thing ever. And in a restaurant! How original. So, if your marriage sticks (it probably won’t) you’ll be “that couple” the rest of your lives. I’m glad I’ll never meet you.

Pics or you’re lying...

I’m not sure this has anything to do with class.

You forgot woodstove warmth.  bonus if it’s cast iron like mine, or double bonus if it’s soapstone.

keep me in the grays because you effing suck.

The ‘60s apparently...

I want Poop Pics or I quit!

It’ll be him or Elias Petterson.  Both Finns.