Sounds epic!

Holy shit...Proposing on Valentine’s Day has got to be the worst thing ever. And in a restaurant! How original. So, if your marriage sticks (it probably won’t) you’ll be “that couple” the rest of your lives. I’m glad I’ll never meet you.

Pics or you’re lying...

I’m not sure this has anything to do with class.

you’re getting all the stars today...

You forgot woodstove warmth.  bonus if it’s cast iron like mine, or double bonus if it’s soapstone.

keep me in the grays because you effing suck.

The ‘60s apparently...

I want Poop Pics or I quit!

From me, you’ll receive one billion stars.

It’ll be him or Elias Petterson.  Both Finns.  

Everytime I hear the phrase “sneaker release” I die a little inside.

Genuinely surprised the church allows this...

The shootout is one of the best shootout scenes in history. It still gives me the chills after 4 or 5 times through.

I’m one of the few that really liked season 2, although it was confusing as hell

How could you leave off Fargo Season 4?  That’s the real crime, you betcha...

We’re all cock stars here...

I use the default “Sent from my desk at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory”. Chicks and dudes dig it.

She has the face of a college girl who’s never seen a dick

She makes Bills fans seem civilized...