Fresh clams

“Still a twat”

Fargo (the movie AND the TV series) has an affinity for Arbys.

19? Pussies...

It warms my frozen heart that Philly is so bad at hocking right now.

It’s because he is a twat

Never had to do that.  If you do, then quit cooking before you hurt someone.

They’re not hard to find. I live in a tiny mountain hamlet in the Adirondacks and the deli/garage in town has had them for 15 years.

I can’t understand why everyone has such a hard time cooking rice. Step 1, buy *good* rice, not grocery store Uncle Ben’s. I like Royal White Basmati rice (https://www.amazon.com/Royal-White-Basmati-Rice-Pound/dp/B000LRH6DQ/ref=sr_1_6_s_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1546622387&sr=8-6&keywords=rice). Step 2 follow the directions on…

I can’t believe you did that to scallops...

And I don’t do drugs, just weed.

A pole-dancing killer whale

Utah=Utards

It’s Masshole for sure.  They’ll even tell you that themselves.

Elon Musk is the human iteration of a fart cloud.

The fuckin’ cops can cuff you up and simply say “you’re not under arrest, you’re just being detained” and that shit is legal.  Fuck to police.

He’s too fat to fit down there

Yeah, just ask Bud Light, Miller Lite and Coors Light.

Yeah, it’s called hockey and it rules.

The Islanders in the Barclays Center is not hockey. Go see the Bruins play the Rangers at the Garden and get back to us.