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A pole-dancing killer whale

Utah=Utards

It’s Masshole for sure.  They’ll even tell you that themselves.

Elon Musk is the human iteration of a fart cloud.

The fuckin’ cops can cuff you up and simply say “you’re not under arrest, you’re just being detained” and that shit is legal.  Fuck to police.

He’s too fat to fit down there

Yeah, just ask Bud Light, Miller Lite and Coors Light.

Yeah, it’s called hockey and it rules.

The Islanders in the Barclays Center is not hockey. Go see the Bruins play the Rangers at the Garden and get back to us.

or telegrams...

Needs the Simpsons clip of Marge saying OR-A-Gon-O...what the...?

Rod and Todd Flanders’ favorite popsicle flavor...plain!

ooh, I love Nikki.  I need to see her live so I can propose to her...

I saw Neko Case at the Egg in Albany, NY on January 6 (We sat 4 rows back, it was very intimate.), and (one of) my heroes, Steve Earle at Higher Ground In Burlington, VT on April, 11 . I’ve seen Steve before, but this was the Copperhead Road 30th anniversary tour in which Steve and the Dukes played the album in its

I was going to suggest Sitka, Spruce, or The Firs:)

Ahh yes the Canyonero.  I was going to buy one of those but I got an H3 instead...

Boar’s Head is pretty good...

I feel like I don’t need to hear him “rap” to know he sucks.  My old ass will be sitting here listening to Eric B and Rakim and The Lords of the Underground.  No gimmicks, just talent.

Is that in Canadian dollars?