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As a skier myself, I have to ask: Why are you on the bunny hill? 

...people who DO NOT WANT TO BE FUCKED WITH....”

Coke bills.  Let’s be real here

“We thought you was a toad...”

Anton Chigurh

It was because he’s a Dapper Dan man...

McGill for president...he’s a suitor

Ugly as your mother...

A hot dog is not a sandwich...

How about fuck the Capitals. Fuck ‘em!

Once upon a time, he was a good if not great producer and an okay MC. Lost along the way, all he cares about now is fame and money. F Kanye and his disgusting wife and family. F them all in their butts.

I remember an article I read a few years ago saying essentially not to even touch the tray tables on an airplane because that was where most parents change the kids’ diaper.  I hate people...

Real, authentic Zubaz or the the Zubaz-painted Labatt Blue cans?

Keep me in the gray, because you know what?  Fuck you, Boston.  Eat my balls.

“Clear liquors are for rich women on diets...”

Read some of the less than stellar comments on Amazon. I’ll not be wasting my money on this plastic garbage.

Read some of the less than stellar comments on Amazon. I’ll not be wasting my money on this plastic garbage.

Dummy! You spoiled it! Ah well, I’m still laughing at “having the nutritional know how to allow myself McDonalds and still maintain physical fitness.”

I was just about to say the same thing!

Slow it waay down and sync it with “At Last”

It wasn’t even real chocolate, It was some waxy-ass shit that even my 8 year old self knew was fake.