It would make better calamari.  looks the same...

Oooh, racist commenting now. What a douche you must be. GFY, asshole.

Not as long a this winter in Montreal...

It’s Karen who works in accounting, Sheila’s the one who learns everyone’s birthday then subjects them to nasty office cake to celebrate.

Go to a hockey game in any Canadian city...

Close the polls, we have a winner

Wow field goals, and I thought football couldn’t be more boring!

Not everyone wants to live in the pigshit lagoon capital of the United States, hillbilly.  

the Swamplot

Yankee Rednecks, as I have been calling them for 20 years...

Fuck the Cubs in their asses. Cubs fans are insufferable.

looks like a registered sex offender, which would be par for the course in Philly...

Sometimes nothing’s a real cool hand...

Aren’t these the guys who caught that “baby whale” a couple years ago...?

yeah, you’re a screamer...

It’s an awesome mountain town about as anti-New England as they come.

Don’t forget Hal Needham, who together with Burt Reynolds were an unstoppable force of cool, especially to an 8 year old me...

The hero we need...

Too soon!

Sucka MCs. All of these retards. I never understood Eminem’s appeal. Maybe because I have good taste in rap and hip hop. Or maybe I’m the one who is wrong...