No Dapper Dan men here, only Fop users...

golf blows

Pizza Hut needs to make a stuffed crust pizza out of this!

I loved sitting around watching Dungeons and Dragons for a half hour while the players got stiff and more jittery before the puck drop. Suck it Vegas and drop dead, Caps...

Did those fans actually think the Preds would magically tie it up after being shut down all night? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a goalie as calm and chill as Hellebuyck last night. Guy had ice water in his veins.

Don’t listen to this guy, he’d stick up for the Pens even if Hitler was their goalie...

This is why I make an effort to watch the NHL on CBC or Sportsnet. Hockey Night in Canada and Rogers Hometown Hockey are simply the best. Thank you, Senator Richards for acknowledging how fucking dumb most of my countrymen are when it comes to hockey.

My favorite 2 ingredient mixed drink: triple Beam on ice. Works every time.

Yeah, wind blows...

Just go to https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/ and watch a stream on CBC or Sportsnet. American hockey coverage blows donkey dicks anyway...

American coverage of hockey is absolute rubbish (Mike Milbury, Pierre McGuire anyone)? I watch the CBC or Sportsnet coverage because duh! Canada.

or 48 Hours...

Ensconced in velour sweatpants, I assume.

I’m with ya. I was high school hockey player during the “salad days” of the late eighties when mullets and mul-hawks were king.

I’m liking Patrick Laine a lot these days...

Drew, you goddamned beautiful genius!

10 years of training for an event (the Olympics) that occurs once every 4 years and nobody gives a shit about in the off years. How many of these commenters pay attention to World Cup snowboarding, curling, or biathlon any other time in their lives. How is Swany’s Olympic appearance any different than some one who…

It’s the NBA, there are millions of us that have ZERO interest. As a hockey fan though, I can’t say shit because the NHL had Kid Fucking Rock at their All-Star game (albeit not to butcher the anthems)

You’ve obviously never skied at Iceface...

The Winter Carnival is just a (good) excuse to legally walk the streets of SL with an open container.