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Pow skiing rules. Fuck the ice!

He’s cool because he hangs out with Q-Tip and Talib Qweli. On the other hand, he also hangs out with has-been nobody Jay Mohr...so there you go.

TOM PETTY

Canadiens and Nordiques

Same with the Montreal Expos

Binghamton Whalers! Tie Domi player there in the AHL

we hate you too.

All this for what? A Gold Medal? In the biggest of pictures, who gives a fuck about medals and fame in any of these sports? The medal winners are mostly forgotten before the next Olympics until something like this is brought to light.

Philly bars could have God’s own jizz on tap and I still wouldn’t vistit thatcrater of shit they call a town...

I’m surprised they weren’t throwing nitrous tanks. What a horrible cross section of America. Oh wait, our “leader” is a fat orange piece of shit...

Hey Philly, I hate you shithole of a city!

My God, you’re greasy...!

Prove it

Fuck you. My dad is Stephan, and so is my middle name.

His (their) music was always overrated garbage. Fuck U2 and fuck Bono.

You dum dums realize the term is “puffies” not “puffer”. In context, I need to wear my puffy it’s so cold out because I need a weed break with the other puffers.

You dum dums realize the term is “puffies” not “puffer”. In context, I need to wear my puffy it’s so cold out

Tell me about it. I was in Montreal for the 10-1 tilt against the Red Wings last night...

That doucherocket doesn’t have a journalistic pube on his entire shriveled nutsack...

I’m white (booo). But this year I’m making my mac and cheese to sub in for mashed potatoes; and I think I’m going to have an EMT on standby because my shit’s got game. Correction, I CRUSH the mac and cheese scene (I’d put mine up against any other caucasian’s recipe any day). 20 ounces of smoked gouda, a pound and a

What the fuck, Japan?