Here are some of her more racier numbers (possibly NSFW)

Like I said not judging, just not understanding. I would think? at 8 months pregnant your maternal hormonal instincts would be in high gear to protect your unborn child? Maybe not. What the fuck do I know. My uterus is like the Sahara.

You didn't need to make the disclaimer that you haven't read the book. That much was obvious from the rest of your op-ed. You also sound like you've only watched a highlight reel a few minutes long that some random person compilated and put on youtube...

I love that you can see the big-ass camera rig sticking out of the passenger's side as it approaches the ramp

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

Post-office clerk: Hello, sir, can I help you?

The IOC has issued this helpful list of steps you can take to make your voice heard on this issue:

Oh, you mean I can't believe it's not semen

My retirement grease!!!

Indian rappers call each other Redskins all the time, so it's all good.