Maybe it's a Yahg!

Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT CROSSING INTO THE US ILLEGALLY?!?!1?one?

Ever since reading Cadillac Dessert, I've been wondering/worrying about the declining state of the Ogallala Aquifer. How is that faring, and what's the timeline for future loss?

You didn't need to make the disclaimer that you haven't read the book. That much was obvious from the rest of your op-ed. You also sound like you've only watched a highlight reel a few minutes long that some random person compilated and put on youtube...

"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"

"My only regret is that I have... Boneitis."

Still doesn't explain why when the farmers find a spider web above their pig that says "some pig" they think the pig is special and don't go looking for the one literate spider in the world.

"You fools! You can't lynch me, race isn't real!"

SMBC on #4:

Manimal. It had the good sense to vanish after eight episodes.

For shame.

As someone with a milder form of CP than the mother featured in the documentary, I'll say that smoking marijuana was most likely the best thing that happened to me.

What he meant is, he can hear the sounds of New York all the way out in San Francisco, because he has super-hearing.

This Guys got a different theory-