HAHA - BUT, them Duke Boys would have cleared the jump. That right there is pure Roscoe. Hopefully Flash stayed home.

You know this means he is just a step away from hiring look-alikes, Saddam-style.

At what point do guests become props?

Wow about the Venera probes.

You can see Former Friend 1 and Former Friend 2 emerge at about the 21 second mark without so much as a look back.

So say she pays $500/ounce. For $200K, that would be 400 ounces. Assume this binge started on June 1 and lasted until yesterday. That would be 55 days.

I think I see multiple ass-kickings in AC DAntonio's future. At least, I hope so. Internet, do your thing (I'm looking at you, Reddit).

FYI - when the answer to a question is a third option that wasn't even presented when the question was posed, said answer is always surprising.

Good God Dan Snyder is such an a**hole.

Ah well.

Jaden, I'm seeing a pattern here, but you're not going to like it...

Oh Emma! You charming little psychopath you.

I like how breezily she says "OK!" after he says to call the police, like he just asked for extra butter on his pancakes.

On first read I thought this promised a much bloodier version of "Duck Tales."

Boba deserved better.

The analogy that makes most sense to me is that the relationship between any sentient life and the planet they live on is ultimately akin to that of an embryo and its yolk. It is only a matter of time before we, the embryo as it were, consume the resources of our planet, the yolk. Sustainability is a myth and a…

Best Way to Keep it from Sucking: DON'T MAKE IT.

frog:pot of slowly heating water::humans:earth

Sh*t lemurs can't catch a break, can they.